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A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam, was having trouble with one of her students studying at YPS Patiala. The teacher asked, 'Singh Jr, what is your problem?'

 

Singh Jr answered, 'I am too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and i'm smarter than she is. i think i should be in the third grade, too!'

 

ms Neelam had had enough. She took singh Jr to the principal's office. While singh jr waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. the principal told ms neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. she agreed.

 

singh jr was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

 

Principal: 'what is three times three?'

jr: 'nine'

principal: wat is six times six?

jr: thirty-six

 

and so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader whould know. the principal look at the ms neelam and told her, 'ithink jr can go to third grade.'

 

ms neelam said to the principal, 'i hav some of my own questions. can i ask him?

 

both of them agreed.

 

what does a cow hav four of that i have only two of?

legs

 

what is in your pants that you have, but i do not hav?

pockets

 

what does a dog do that a man sometimes steps into?

pants

 

what starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairty, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

coconut

 

what goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

the principals eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, jr said bubblegum

 

what does a man do standing up, a woman does sittin down and a dog does on three legs?

shake hands

 

ms neelam: now i'll ask some "who am i" sorts of questons, ok?

yup

 

you stick your poles inside me. you tie me down to get me up. i get wet before you do

tent

 

a finger goes in me. you fiddle with me when ur bored. the best man alwayz has me first.

wedding ring

 

i come in many sizes. when i'm not well, i drop. when you blow me, you fell good.

nose

 

i hav a stiff shaft. my tip penetrates. i come with a quiver.

arrow

 

what word starts with an F and ends in K that means a lot of heat and excitement?

firetruck

 

the principal breathed a sign and relief and said to the teacher: 'send singh jr to Delhi University. i got the last ten questions wrong myself!'

an upgrade in my room!! woot! although i didn't get posters yet

but i painted my room blue/grey/green...dunt no wat u call dat kinda color...kinda lik Lblue

+ it's now filled w/ stuff lik books and things

enjoy and leave comment!!

Finally...after almost 2 weekz i arrived, i finally got my new room...

first i went to IKEA for shoppin...(took me lik 6 hrs...alota problemz w/ my matress)

then took me lik 2 full dayz to install all the stuff XD

since i hav to start w/ nothin (empty room, no lights no curtainz)

oh well..finally finished!~ Now i can finally enjoy

 

i also posted sum photoz...if u got time, take a took!!